Don’t let the name fool you, Philys is not a 90-year-old white woman.

When she’s not talking to herself (therapist said that’s normal so don’t worry) or youtubing how to fix things she broke (why is everything so fragile?!) You can usually find Philys in the kitchen trying not to have an accident, on the air or binge-watching Family Feud while yelling “good answer!” at the tv.